It's okay not to be okay...

My mum took my JLS diary to the gym to write down bookings:

Man: The spin class is really good it's on a Friday!

Mum: thanks, I'll just write it down...

Man: ...who's that on your book darling?

*points to Oritse*

Mum: Oh...that's my future son in law!

Man: Okaaay...

Best pick up line:

Boy: I have concert tickets.

anrdew:

does my complete lack of motivation and will to live turn you on

(via ufosgonnabreakitdown)

the fangirl life: i'm still alive but i'm barely breathing.